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Escape the room in less than a minute
Escape the Room 5 times
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A die (plural dice, from Old French dé, from Latin datum "something which is given or played") is a small throwable object with multiple resting positions, used for generating random numbers.
A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities.
A computer is a general purpose device which can be programmed to carry out a finite set of arithmetic or logical operations.
A smiley, smiley face, or happy face, :) or :D is a stylized representation of a smiling humanoid face, commonly occurring in popular culture.
An eraser (US and Canada) or rubber (elsewhere) is an article of stationery that is used for removing pencil markings.
In the United States and Canada, a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.
Canada is a North American country consisting of ten provinces and three territories.
A game controller is a device used with games or entertainment systems to provide input to a video game, typically to control an object or character in the game.
Bowling is a sport in which players attempt to score points by rolling a bowling ball along a flat surface, usually a wooden or other synthetic surface, either into pins or to get close to a target ball.
Television (TV) is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome (black-and-white) or colored, with or without accompanying sound.
A football helmet is a protective device used primarily in American football and Canadian football. It consists of a hard plastic top with thick padding on the inside, a face mask made of one or more rubber coated metal bars, and a chinstrap.
Box (plural boxes) describes a variety of containers and receptacles for permanent use as storage, or for temporary use often for transporting contents.
Dangerous Dave is a 1988 computer game by John Romero.
The dumbbell, a type of free weight, is a piece of equipment used in weight training.
Basketball is a team sport, the objective being to shoot a ball through a basket horizontally positioned to score points while following a set of rules.
X is the twenty-fourth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
The incandescent light bulb, incandescent lamp or incandescent light globe is an electric light which produces light with a filament wire heated to a high temperature by an electric current through it, until it glows.
A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits.
Pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.
Banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. The Moon is the only natural satellite of the Earth, and the fifth largest satellite in the Solar System. Banana Moon is a 1971 studio album by Daevid Allen.
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Coffee is a brewed beverage with a strong flavor prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffea plant.
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Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground dry roasted peanuts, popular in North America, Netherlands, United Kingdom, and parts of Asia, particularly the Philippines and Indonesia.
Money is any object or record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts in a given socio-economic context or country.
Music is an art form whose medium is sound and silence.
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A hat is a head covering. It can be worn for protection against the elements, for ceremonial or religious reasons, for safety, or as a fashion accessory.
Speech is the vocalized form of human communication. It is based upon the syntactic combination of lexicals and names that are drawn from very large (usually to about 10,000 different gagolizim words) vocabularies.
A flying disc is a disc-shaped glider that is generally plastic and roughly 20 to 25 cm (7.9 to 9.8 in) in diameter, with a lip.
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A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.
A pencil is a writing implement or art medium usually constructed of a narrow, solid pigment core inside a protective casing.
The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae).
iPod is a line of portable media players created and marketed by Apple Inc..
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A clock is an instrument used to indicate, keep, and co-ordinate time.
Bottled water is drinking water (e.g., well water, distilled water, or spring water) packaged in plastic or glass water bottles.
Rubik's Cube is a 3-D mechanical puzzle invented in 1974 by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik.
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A waste container is a container for temporarily storing refuse and waste.
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F (named ef /ˈɛf/, as a verb spelled eff) is the sixth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
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Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert.
Lego (trademarked in capitals as LEGO) is a popular line of construction toys manufactured by the Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark.
A video game is an electronic game that involves human interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device.
100 (one hundred) (Roman numeral C, reinforced by Latin centum) is the natural number following 99 and preceding 101.
Reach a block value of 256.
Reach a block value of 512.
Score 5000+ points in total.
Reach a block value of 1024.
Score 7500+ points in total.
Reach a block value of 2048.
Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.
A nod to Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. Click on "When's the next one coming out?"
Secret scene about Green Link and his ocarina. Click on Green when he talks in Lonlon Ranch about what happened to him in the past.
Red Link is lost and with no easy way out. Click on Red Link when he mentions the Lost Woods.
The Super Cuccos of Lonlon Ranch. Click on Malon quickly when Cojiro exits the scene.
Dark Link's version of Anonymous. The button is hidden somwhere in the menu.
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Kill all four babies in any level.
Pluck every vegetable and destroy every weed in the oasis.
Unlock the first 11 flower faces by collecting 5000 coins.
Deal the finishing blow to a boss with a projectile weapon.
Rescue one of the seven hidden Koopalings.
Activate all four colours of ! blocks.
Complete any level without killing an enemy or getting hit.
Kill 50 Dolphins in one play session.
Use every level exit.
Collect 20K coins and unlock all 41 flower faces.
Collect all seventy-five silver coins.
Rescue all seven hidden Kooplaings.
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Superior Weapons
Proper tools for a proper job
Superior Diamond armour
Hunting diamonds is childs play
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
01 - Throw kid body
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
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07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
04 - Get turned into a snail
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
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Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!